Saturday 18 May 2013

I have a joke for you!

Just so you know this is my favourite joke ever. Like ever. Like literally ever. Like virtually ever. Just like ever.

So there are these 3 girls. One brunette, one ginger, and one blonde (yes this is a blonde joke, and I'm allowed to because I'm blonde and I find it hilarious). The 3 girls have just escaped from prison and are on the run. They are being chased by the police and have to find somewhere to hide. They come come across a barn in a farm and decide to go and hide inside it. The police see them go into the barn and follow them in. The girls have to hide somewhere quickly, so decide to each get into a sack. The police search the barn for the girls and come across these 3 sacks. So they kick the first sack, which has the brunette inside, and she says "meow meow". The police think it must be a cat, so they move on to the second sack. In the second sack is the ginger, and when they kick it she says "woof woof" and the police think it must be a dog. They then kick the third sack which has the blonde inside it, and when they kick it she goes "potatoes potatoes!".

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. It's so funny!

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