Friday 31 May 2013
Wednesday 22 May 2013
Fact of the day.
Today's fact is that there are different types of clouds.
The 4 main cloud types are: Cumulus clouds (the puffy ones), Stratus clouds (the foggy or rainy ones), Cirrus clouds (the high up wispy ones), and the Nimbus clouds (the thunderstorm clouds).
The 4 main cloud types are: Cumulus clouds (the puffy ones), Stratus clouds (the foggy or rainy ones), Cirrus clouds (the high up wispy ones), and the Nimbus clouds (the thunderstorm clouds).
Sunday 19 May 2013
Saturday 18 May 2013
Fact of the day.
Today's fact is that when viewed from space, orange county is actually a greenish-brown kind of colour.
I have a joke for you!
Just so you know this is my favourite joke ever. Like ever. Like literally ever. Like virtually ever. Just like ever.
So there are these 3 girls. One brunette, one ginger, and one blonde (yes this is a blonde joke, and I'm allowed to because I'm blonde and I find it hilarious). The 3 girls have just escaped from prison and are on the run. They are being chased by the police and have to find somewhere to hide. They come come across a barn in a farm and decide to go and hide inside it. The police see them go into the barn and follow them in. The girls have to hide somewhere quickly, so decide to each get into a sack. The police search the barn for the girls and come across these 3 sacks. So they kick the first sack, which has the brunette inside, and she says "meow meow". The police think it must be a cat, so they move on to the second sack. In the second sack is the ginger, and when they kick it she says "woof woof" and the police think it must be a dog. They then kick the third sack which has the blonde inside it, and when they kick it she goes "potatoes potatoes!".
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. It's so funny!
So there are these 3 girls. One brunette, one ginger, and one blonde (yes this is a blonde joke, and I'm allowed to because I'm blonde and I find it hilarious). The 3 girls have just escaped from prison and are on the run. They are being chased by the police and have to find somewhere to hide. They come come across a barn in a farm and decide to go and hide inside it. The police see them go into the barn and follow them in. The girls have to hide somewhere quickly, so decide to each get into a sack. The police search the barn for the girls and come across these 3 sacks. So they kick the first sack, which has the brunette inside, and she says "meow meow". The police think it must be a cat, so they move on to the second sack. In the second sack is the ginger, and when they kick it she says "woof woof" and the police think it must be a dog. They then kick the third sack which has the blonde inside it, and when they kick it she goes "potatoes potatoes!".
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. It's so funny!
Fact of the day.
While in power, Stalin banned crosswords since he believed them to be 'bourgeois and degenerate'.
Thursday 16 May 2013
Saturday 11 May 2013
I've thought of a doctor who alien!
It looks like a cloud but it's actually a lave living in earths atmosphere, taking nutrients out of the air.
The alien that this lave belongs too put their children in the atmosphere of different planets and when they're ready to hatch they fall to the surface of the planet and hatch and eat everything they can in a 20 mile radius. They then fly off into space in search of the nearest flock of their species.
The alien that this lave belongs too put their children in the atmosphere of different planets and when they're ready to hatch they fall to the surface of the planet and hatch and eat everything they can in a 20 mile radius. They then fly off into space in search of the nearest flock of their species.
Tuesday 7 May 2013
Fact of the day.
Today's fact is that the guy in high school musical who said "I play the cello" was arrested for robbing a pizza place at gunpoint.
Fact of the day.
From Tumblr text post:
"fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”"
"fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”"
Friday 3 May 2013
Fact of the day.
Todays fact is that Bananas release a chemical called dopamine which makes you feel happier, so if you're sad you should eat a banana.
Tips to remember
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
Thursday 2 May 2013
Fact of the day.
Today's fact is that coca-cola made a fruit flavoured soda for the nazis when there was a shortage of syrup in 1941, and that's how fanta was created.
Wednesday 1 May 2013
Fact of the day.
Todays fact is that in ancient Sparta boys were punished for not answering questions briefly or wittily enough.
Also MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.
Also MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.
Fact of the day.
In Egypt actors were not allowed to testify in court because they were seen as professional liars.
Fact of the day.
Today, coca cola and Pepsi products are sold in every country in the world except north Korea.
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